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<b>London's Calling</b>

What?! London was bombed?! Man. I got to start frequencing cnn.com more often.

<b>Consuming in the Far East</b>

I have a lot on my mind right now. But mostly, my butt hurts.

They should really consider changing the name of Popeye's chicken to "stinkypoopydiarheachicken". That way you'll be warned.

Yes, they have Popeye's chicken in Korea. They also have a Wal-Mart. But everybody predicts it'll go down the toilet like my diarhea pretty soon. (Enough poopy jokes already.)

Instead of a Wal-Mart they have this nifty little chain called E-Mart (À̸¶Æ®) It actually isn't little at all. It's fucking ginormous. E-Mart is a one stop shopping center capable of taking over the world. Chances are it soon will.

First of all, the service is amazing. Everywhere you go employees immediately stop what they're doing, bow and say ¾î¼­¿ì»õ¿ä! (Welcome!) I felt like King Richard and was incredibly close to demanding ridiculous requests just to see if they'll actually do it.

Employee: How can I help you?

Me: Yeah, you see. I bought this big screen tv and I didn't bring a car. I live about 10 miles away. Can you carry the tv home for me?

Employee: Absolutely

Me: And I'll be riding on your shoulders while you do so.

My only complaint is that the place is too big. With four floor, excluding the two basements, it's very easy to get lost. And asking for directions from employees is pretty much a lost cause, You either get the ones who know exactly where it is that you need to go and run off on a whole quest that you need to complete in order to get to that location. Or you get the employee who has no idea and just points you towards a random direction.

Now I just realized how much my English sucks now because I can't even think of a way to end this entry. So I'll end it like this. Are you ready? Ready? Wait for it. Waaaait. Okay!

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<b>Jack Johnson's Agent</b>

If Jack Johnson gets big in Korea, it's because of me.

<b>I'm thinking about it</b>

Is it wierd that I'm seriously thinking about spending the rest of my life here.

I've always been a little distasteful of American culture. The constant ignorance, selfishness, and inability to think about other countries has always sort of pissed me off. But then again, there are lot of great things about the good ol' USA of A. But those great things are not enough to keep me happy.

Don't get me wrong, there are a lot of crappy stuff in Korea too. The subtle sexist views of many of the older males and the tedious Confucius behaviorisms will pretty much drive any foreigner crazy.

Here's what I want to do. Take the free thinking styles of the U.S. and combine them with the manners of Korea and create my own little culture that is unique to me.

If I write "super culture" I'll sound like Hitler.

Anyways, I'm thinking about it.